lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

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amiagoodperson:

inversion

amiagoodperson:

inversion

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

image

DONT CHA

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joetheblogger:

senketsus:

listen here, you outdated meme

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trapdad420:

3 tamagotchi’s

trapdad420:

3 tamagotchi’s

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

permissiontogoafterhim:

[x]

SAMUEL L JACKSON IS WATCHING YOU

NO SPOILERS

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kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

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tehjennismightier:

Sound advice. I should know.

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lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

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What the fuck.